shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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