Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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