are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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