Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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