His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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