oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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