We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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