Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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