so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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