bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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