brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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