i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Randomize
