I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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