I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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