Will you blow on my dice?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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