Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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