There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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