You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
