i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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