if you like me you must not know who I am
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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