Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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