I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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