this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.