Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..