So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is