I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
