I'm going to jail i love you
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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