Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
