I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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