oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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