I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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