So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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