Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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