the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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