Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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