Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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