Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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