Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Randomize
