I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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