you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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