Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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