It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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