trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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