and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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