He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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