I love black thongs
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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