who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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