ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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