so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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