I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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