your thong is hanging out like whoa
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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