Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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