im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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