don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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