You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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