you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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